The next time you transfer your wallet from your school bag to your temple bag, make sure you transfer it back to your purse BEFORE going through the checkout line at Wal-Mart, especially if you've spent a half an hour getting all your food shopping done.
But, should you forget again, make sure your cashier is very nice and is willing to keep your receipt and watch your shopping cart sit against the wall so you can drive home, grab your wallet and come back to the store to pay for your goods.
Should you feel embarrassed by holding up the line as you blushingly explain that you're wallet is missing from your purse, along with all forms of id and all credit cards, just remember, everyone has bad days and chances are someone else will need forgiveness during the day.
Then, should you feel awkward about being brought to the front of the line once you have your wallet, thank the people who had to wait for you and be very, very nice to the cashier-lady since she remembered you and didn't treat you like the idiot you are!
** I just have to point out that all this writing only created 4 sentences. It IS humanly possibly to use a lot of words when one knows how to appropriately place punctuation and conjunctions.**
5 comments:
i have done this twice. luckily, both instances have happened at two separate publix's. it's extremely embarrassing and i would only wish such a horrible experience on my worst of enemies.
I did that too, even at Wal-Mart!Did I tell you how I left my phone in my temple bag? I blamed Ryan for getting into my purse and then losing it. I ordered a new (cheap) phone (my old one was ancient anyway) and then found the old one and felt LOUSY for blaming poor Ryan. But now he has a phone of his own to play with, right? I just know one of these days my wallet will be forgotten in my temple bag too. It's merely a matter of time with the rate I'm going these days. :P
I hate it when this happens! (Fortunately, it has only happened once or twice to me and on a much smaller scale, but still...) And amen about the sentence structure! I feel that's all I've been hounding into my students' heads lately!
Oh-so glad to hear you are human too:) I hate it when things like this happen.
Love it! Glad it turned out!
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