thank you, TSA

I recently learned that the "best" way to find your lost pair of scissors is to take your laptop bag through TSA security at the airport while you're just beginning your honeymoon.

No joke. 

They found my scissors hidden inside of a red file folder buried in the depths of my laptop bag! Thank you, TSA!

The best part of this story is that they let me keep them in my carry-on because the edges were dull.

(side note, they did take my Victoria's Secret lotion I forgot to take out of my purse. Scissors vs Lotion... which would you expect to be confiscated first?)