Sunday, August 9, 2009

Dontcha wish you could do this too?

Have you ever wanted to learn:
1. how to knock someone out by pressing on the pressure point below the nose (or any of the other pressure points on the body)?
2. how to do a sin (sign-- not sin-- as in the mathematical pattern waves make) wave as you perform a punch or kick?
3. how to get away from someone who's grabbing you and getting them to the ground in pain with a mere flick of the wrist (ok- a little more than a "flick"!).
4. how to jump and kick two targets a couple feet apart at the same time?
5. how to count to 10 in Korean while doing 50 jumping jacks?
6. how to run through a line of people kicking and punching each one (without getting hit back)?
7. how to stand with one foot on someone's back and do a jump foot switch without hurting the person or barely touching them at all?
8. how to make friends with other TKD-ers in the area as you flip them onto their backs during your first meeting?
and last, but not least . . .
9. how to get every person at a state park look at you funny and watch with mouths open as you perform routines in sync with 40 other people in the patch of grass next to the lake?


If you answered "yes" to any of the above statements, you too should have come to
the 21st Annual USTF (United States Taekwon Do Federation)-Utah Summer Camp
up at East Canyon State Park!
Besides, it's really not that violent and the sunsets are amazing!
Maybe next year, eh? You should come!
(Seriously-- the next season of TKD starts up again in Sept)


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