mom to brother/sister-in-law: You guys can have the room downstairs with the queen bed.
dad to bro/sis: Well, maybe you really want to be in the bunk bed room down there, you can choose.
me to dad: They're already pregnant so I don't think bunk beds matter too much!
bro to dad: The bunk beds are smaller, we could be closer together!
Sis in law: We'll take the bigger bed.
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little bro coming in this morning wearing pilot glasses, Mexico baseball cap on backwards and a camo robe: I'm the director for the Nativity play tonight. I'm wearing glasses and this hat because that's what director's wear. Now all I need is one of those things with two wheels and a piece in between them and long handle bars you hold on to so you can move around and not walk. Oh. And a camera. We're doing the play right this year. I want the shepherds to be really afraid of the angel like this (he leans back, opens his mouth really wide, holds up his hands, and yells). I want sound effects for everything, too. I'm the director and this is how it's going to be.
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